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108 secrets you didn't know before
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Created on 2005-07-09 23:00:07 (#7682921), last updated 2005-07-10
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hello!
my name is tim rodgers. i am an internet celebrity.
i often find myself in grungy internet cafe's, drinking coca-cola while fantasizing about letting cute girls' mothers massage my feet.
i write shitty novels at a rate of about one every month, but i won't mention that, because i don't want to brag or anything.
i would post a picture of myself, but i fear that if i did, my crazy russian ex-girlfriend may hunt me down and have her large, bearish uncle pluck out my teeth.
i write for magazines sometimes, and i like to complain about them not paying me.
if you're clever, you might be able to figure out what colour my underwear is.
i can be reached by email at timrodgers108@gmail.com]
hi icycalm! you fuck.
my name is tim rodgers. i am an internet celebrity.
i often find myself in grungy internet cafe's, drinking coca-cola while fantasizing about letting cute girls' mothers massage my feet.
i write shitty novels at a rate of about one every month, but i won't mention that, because i don't want to brag or anything.
i would post a picture of myself, but i fear that if i did, my crazy russian ex-girlfriend may hunt me down and have her large, bearish uncle pluck out my teeth.
i write for magazines sometimes, and i like to complain about them not paying me.
if you're clever, you might be able to figure out what colour my underwear is.
i can be reached by email at timrodgers108@gmail.com]
hi icycalm! you fuck.
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